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September 30, 2015
September was a very good month and it ended in the best possible way. We were already one of the official selections for the Strasbourg Festival 2015 (which was humbling to say the least) but we were recently informed that our game was the winner of this wonderful event! The Octopix award is ours! Jaw, meet the floor. A big hurrah for Penny and our evil cow for making it possible! Well done sprites, well done!Tweet
September 11, 2015
Apocalypse Cow is a Finalist in the 2015 Strasbourg European Film Festival! The Festival takes place from 18 to 27 September at the Shadok, in Strasbourg. Apocalypse Cow, being an official selection, will have a playable demo for the duration of the festival. If you are there be sure to try it out!Tweet
January 23, 2015
It feels forever since we last talked about Apocalypse Cow, partly because it's exactly how long it has been (scientifically speaking). So, let's make up by teasing a feature! By completing certain Epic Quests in our only slightly super complex achievement system you get to unlock some pretty interesting costumes.
Read the post to learn more and to see the Crazy Dragonlady costume.Tweet
November 12, 2014
I think it's time to talk about the heart of Apocalypse Cow's gameplay: the Ability! Remember that cool Quicksilver scene in the latest Xmen movie? Well, pretty much that! Slow the world down, run faster than bullets, tip the tides and overcome the fiercest mushroom army the world has never seen!
Watch a short recording here: http://youtu.be/9badpXpBBbsTweet
the narrative driven violent parody platformer
Super Mario, with a weapon, on Crack. That is the phrase that led to Apocalypse Cow, a part comedy part chaos narrative driven platformer. Heavy on explosions, adorable gore, meta humor and constant, explosive action.
The game is hardcore. It is difficult. But it is also non-penalizing. Perseverance wins! The heart of the gameplay is the ability to slow down the world around you; not yourself. With it you can overcome superior number of enemies, explode walls and jump on the parts before they hit the ground, or simply walk through an explosion lika total badass!
"This game was everything I was hoping it would be. It changed my life, making me re-evaluate what's important. I'm so proud of my son."
- lead designer's Mom
Action so intense, your heart rate will reach the moon
Master the innovative skill of platform jumping, wall jumping and firing (some times while jumping). Stare in awe at your fingers, unable to believe that you decimated an entire army while burning only 0.001 calories. Unlock the coolest costumes EVER, level up your character, use samurai swords, uzis, bazookas and more. Your actions will shape events that will define worlds, galaxies, dimensions and possibly the fate of cat videos. What more can you ask for in a game?
A story so epic you might implode from epicness
Discover a secret shrouded in secrecy and a conspiracy darker than the darkest morning.
You are a GameWalker. An agent in the VideoVerse, creating video game worlds and keeping order. When a giant Robot Cow makes an appearance things start to go wrong. Worlds become unbalanced, greed spreads like a disease, pay to win becomes the norm and the entire universe of video games is sent into chaos. Can you unravel the dark and intricate mystery and save the VideoVerse before it's too late? Are you even ready to discover the truth?
"The graphic fidelity is out of the world, pushing technological barriers further than anything I ever expected possible."
- random dude seeing a video game for his first time
In the shell of the nut
Death, decay, brutal murders and other fun stuff await us in our adventure. What are you waiting for? Buy the game already! Jeez, it's only the price of a slightly expensive coffee... do you really need to go out and meet people when you can play this much cooler game?
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"Penny is an explosive action platform game that will have you rofling so hard, everything else in life will just be a dull lol."
- the development team, completely biased opinion