I am interested in Alpha/Beta Sessions!

I hereby declare that I am of sound mind and really want to be your guinea pig. Please keep me in the loop and let me know when you can test crazy game ideas on me. I understand that signing up as a potential beta tester means I will be first in line for the beta sessions and I will be included in private/unannounced beta sessions as they occur. I believe uncle Ben is right, with great power comes great responsibility. I will give you the best feedback and I will spit in your face if the game sucks. Here is my info: